This is too funny!

The Best Man Speech Generator by Fire Fly Events is a hilarious Mad-Libs type online game that will generate a hilarious best man speech for you. You enter the bride and grooms names, and choose a few adjectives, nouns and verbs, and voila! A Best Man Speech.

Here's one for our best man:

I met Dustin when we were 16. Right away, I knew he was a tall kid and the perfect friend for me. He was always a hit with the ladies even at the young age of 16. I remember his best line was "For toes like yours I would play the biggest bicycle. Then along came Christie and everything changed. It takes a sassy girl to tame the dog that is Dustin. I remember they met at Mammoth Lakes and within the space of 27 shots he was wearing her skirt and she had slept all over his boat. Ladies and gentlemen I ask you to raise your glasses for Christie and Dustin. May they live absently ever after and have athletic babies.

But Seriousy!

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If you need help deciding whether or not to have your best man or maid of honor deliver a speech, see Wedding Traditions You Can Do Without from Two Ring Studios' Blog.

If you want to go through with it, but need help, check out the Oratory Labratory, a writing company that will help you write a speech. Also check out Best Man speech dos and don'ts at  "The Faux Man Speech" on the Wedding Bee.